Tonight we swam Novi and beat their asses like Seabass would have had he caught Jim and Jeff at that diner in Dumb and Dumber. Anyways the meet was such a big deal that I decided to wear my bow tie to school. Literally, I walked into the main enterance and women immediately jumped on me, grabbing and touching. My tie is that 'hot'. I watched about 4 youtube video tutorials and took alot of trial and error time to finally figure it out, but next time I'm at a wedding I'll have it all down. So ya, the tie was sexy.
But I digress, we kicked Novi's ass, really bad. We may have 1-2-3-4'd every event. Seeing as how we're the only team that is capable of beating Novi sports, we take full advantage. We domesticated and declawed them, at home. Word.
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1 comment:
i remember the time i beat your mother like a seabass. she squirmed the same way novi did only novi has a better team mascot. people who annoy me: Cl_y M_lloure
Love,
your crappy mascot
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