honor and courage

For two full years the students of northville high school have been under the opression of Mr. Monty Shambleau, the assistant principle. Over the course of this school year, his opression has been considerably more shitty, as exemplified today at lunch.

We were just sitting at our table at lunch, being loud and obnoxious as usual when we noticed shambleau patrolling the cafeteria. Nothing too out of the ordinary here, although self defense club teacher Mr. LaDuke was also there, in addition to Office McKenzie, so obviously we weren't gonna start a fight today. So as we joked around with Eric about his various dancing partners at a party last weekend, he got a little upset and proceeded to awe us with his b-ball skills. Ever since Eric made varsity he has felt it necessary to shoot his food into the trash can instead of pulling a swimmer get-up-and-throw-your-tray-away-move. He's got game though, so it's okay. Anyways, as we all cheered him on and applauded every shot, everyone began to turn around and watch the phenom drain grapes into the can from a solid fifteen to twenty feet away. Like an old hawk, shambleau came speed walking to the scene of this innoscent crime.

In a constipated and frustrated tone, he says, "Hey! How bout you stop that!"

Eric replies, "But I'm money!" The rest of us all start laughing and I try to cover myself by fake coughing into my sweatshirt.

"Do you want to be money cleaning up the cafeteria afterwards?"

"No."

With that shambleau left. A moral victory for students everywhere. Way to go Eric, you can drain grapes or any other kind of small fruit over me any day. Word.