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Tonight around 8:00 I looked at facebook and saw a friend request from "Walter Camel". Shit no. I wasn't gonna let this one go. If you care to read below how I verbally destroyed this novier, go for it. Just read from the bottom up. The conclusions I made are utterly...incredible. Let's rock this bitch.


Clay Malloure wroteat 8:21pm
the only part that sounds irrational to me is the vietnam part. Maybe you already know this, but a c.n. ex POW would not be kind to the Vietcong, just look at John McCain. He takes no prisoners when it comes to war, no pun intended. After years in a vietnamese prison cell, c.n. would become discontent and frustrated with all the vietnamese, especially the children. This would lead him to break out, again begin fighting for the US of A, and then become addicted to opium as were many soldiers. The only thing rational for him to do after such a campaing is something out of the spotlight and self fufilling, hmmmm, like a doge ball board director
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Walter Camel (Detroit, MI) wroteat 8:16pm
not if one chuck norris is a texas ranger and the other is going to vietnam to rescue kids for no good reason at all. he has two distinct personalities. ones a bad ass from texas and the other is an ex POW from nam. there are also whispers about him being on the board of directors for the international dodge ball league... now thats mighty irrational!
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Clay Malloure wroteat 8:07pm
while you do raise a good point about packs, we are the mustangS, ie, plural, ie, herd, ie, stampede, ie, "oh shit, it's a stampede!". And a pack of Chuck Norrises, while again irrational, would join with the original chuck norris to become even more powerful. I mean you don't fight fire with fire, duh.
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Walter Camel (Detroit, MI) wroteat 8:03pm
touche. and no we dont have a kid named walter on the team. and your point about packs of animals is true. thats exactly why you should be the horses or some shit like that so you could be a pack too. however a pack of ants could not kill chuck norris. only a pack of chuck norris's could kill chuck norris.
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Clay Malloure wroteat 7:59pm
dude, you have a kid named walter on your team? how embarrassing. anyways, a pack of anything could take out a single something, ex. killer ants v. rambo. while a camel mascot is irrational, we don't really give a shit. Mustangs aren't in northville, that's irrational too. Also high schoolers shoving pom pons up his ass is irrational too. it's just the way it goes.
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Walter Camel (Detroit, MI) wroteat 7:55pm
true. but the whole idea of adopting a camel as your mascot is also irrational (whos idea was that? mark stuber told me once but i forget). and although its unlikely for a mustang to meet a pack of wildcats... they would definately win in a fight. and walter begged us to shove stuff up his ass.
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Clay Malloure wroteat 7:52pm
well, once again, I'm not trying to be a jerk, but that's totally irrational. A mustang would never meet a lion, jaguar, cheetah, or whatever other animals you listed in the wild, so you're whole point is plain uninformed. And just to point out, you're the ones who shoved shit up walter's various holes which, maybe this is just me, but that sounds in and of itself extremely homosexual. But whatever
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Walter Camel (Detroit, MI) wroteat 7:36pm
you might be right except that our school mascot is every kind of wildcat in the world. i dont think a mustang or a camel could stand up to a tiger, lion, cheetah, jaguar, etc. all at once.
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Clay Malloure wroteat 6:45pm
bro, i'm not here to bicker, but everyone knows that a swift mustang kick properly landed (and that means essentially anywhere) is more than enough to knock a wildcat or any other feline into the after life, regardless of how many damn lives it has.