Its that magical time of year again, thank God. The birds are starting their migration back from mexico and the tropics, the snow is turning into that lovely slush, and of course the Tigers are back in action. But not the tigers of years past. If last years team was your standard bengal tiger, and the year before that was your siberian tiger, this years team is you're goddamn liger or some crazy beastial shit like that. Ya, a liger. The biggest and baddest cat out there. I take pity on Kansas City.
Needless to say, I am hoping for great things. No, let me rephrase; I am expecting great things. Here they are in order of most immidiately necessary.
1. Fix Iraq and mess'opotamia in general.
2. Beat the living shit out of the Yankees each and every time possible
3. Stop global warming and save the rainforest
4. Win the olympics
5. Get Leyland to quit smoking (or at least cut back to 1 carton a day)
6. Beat the yankees again
7. Cure cancer
8. Make Ford profitable again
9. Help me with my chemistry homework
10. Get Granderson elected mayor of Detroit
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2 comments:
I'm not so sure when you say "win the olympics"...do you mean every single competition in every single event?
that's exactly what I mean.
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