clay's top 50 things to do before I die (in no particular order)
- catch a monster trout in MT
- lead police in a high speed chase with no injuries or jail time
- go on a date and maybe more (wink, wink) with Anjelina Jolie
- finish top 6 in state meet
- find and befriend sasquatch
- complete tour de france without high epitesterone levels (Landis is innoscent)
- be president of the United States
- spend a whole day slip-n-sliding with attractive women
- serve a few years as Detroit Zoo director
- Be a guest on the 'daily show'
- be the honorary manager of the Tigers for one game
- survive a snake pit
- survive an alligator pond (again)
- swim with sharks, for real
- beat up that one kid who's always like, "Pueto Ricans are the best and you suck because you're from Northville" what a douchebag
- visit Isla Nublar
- spend the day with Rob and Big
- launch my own underwear line
- bench press 301 lbs
- Go snowboarding with Eric, Chris, and Nick again-without hitting all those trees
- stay at a castle in scotland with lots of sheep
- Burn every copy of Brave New World and Walden Two at NHS
- Have lunch with Hillary Clinton one day
- Have lunch with Wesley Clark the next
- Form own opinion on if either could be better than Obama
- Swim the entire Amazon - upstream
- bike one hundred miles in one day
- get rid of all the pens that don't work in my backpack
- have an amazing bear story to tell
- win monopoly game at McDonalds
- go to florida without getting sunburned
- see a wolverine in michigan
- learn to appreciate Nascar
- skydiving
- bungee jumping
- write a best-selling novel about my top fifty list
- appear on Jackass
- get rid of the BCS
- bowl a strike
- discover wether 'Nessie' is real
- be a cast member of survivor, preferably a tropical region
- design a sweet seminar t-shirt
- have Bill Murray come to my birthday party
- come back next year and lead the team to another Northville Cup
- have more goals in life
This took me a while in between Halo today, so I stopped short because I got bored, plus deep down I'm a pretty chill guy without many goals. But the top 44 is me in a nutshell. Word.
8 comments:
Does this puerto rican go to our school?
ya, i don't know what his name is though
I think if you want to go out with Angelina Jolie you should learn to spell her name right. She'll probably appreciate it.
youre right, but maybe my poor spelling is a sign that it just wasn't meant to be.
A few suggestions:
1) Become as cool as my big bro Mike.
2) Become as sexy as my big bro Mike
3) Become as smart as my sis in law Julie (she is standing over my shoulder... and by the was she says that you'll never attain the first 2 goals).
i would agree with # 15 but that would be in my top ten...
-kyle
admit it, that would be your number 1
if im thinking of the same puerto rican kid as u, his name is victor and he is a freshman.
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